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Everytime You Masterbate..   [2009]

Everytime You Masterbate.. Released by :
Adam

Release Date :
29 July 2009

Type :
C64 Graphics

User rating:**________  1.5/10 (13 votes)   See votestatistics

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User Comment
Submitted by Deev on 29 July 2009
NecroPolo, that's a different joke, just with a common masterbation theme.

Putting this into a Star Wars context would be something like "everytime you thrust your lightsabre, the force goes down on yoda".

I still don't get it. In fact, now it's even worse...and "the force" would make a crap C64 pic.
User Comment
Submitted by Joe on 29 July 2009
I couldn't tell if these fixed images where worth more than any bad composed tune or any SEUCK-game, so I stick to the ethic that let everybody release their thing. Back in the good old days, this one might be the perfect disc filler whilst doing your packed disc filling up the blocks. It has a certain level of humour nonetheless (converted or not). Today we have the choice of not downloading. We don’t even have to reject any bad send anymore.

But what we can do is however is to vote and I hope more of the participating c64 users in this database will do that, because you are too slow!
And Adam, the scene is a lot more than just CSDb.
User Comment
Submitted by jailbird on 29 July 2009
Quoting NecroPolo
Whoa JB... Would you even tattoo that on your arm, too? :)
Sure. I already have a bunch of stupidities tattooed on it so it wouldn't make any difference anyway.

Quoting Deev
I don't get it.

Not the release....the "joke".
Hi Deev!

The artists suggests that every time you polish your bayonet, Jesus will perform oral sex on your mother. It's funny because Christianity teaches temperance considering sexuality.

Yours truly,
Mr. Joke Explainer
User Comment
Submitted by NecroPolo on 29 July 2009
@Deev - No why, it can be pretty funny in certain context, e.g. Star Wars.

"Welcome, young jedi. Yoda my name is. Your right on, see master Windu, you can. Herh herh herh. To the left, master Obi-Van, this is. In the middle, master Bate, this is. Yes, YES YEEEEESSSS..."
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Submitted by Deev on 29 July 2009
I don't get it.

Not the release....the "joke".
User Comment
Submitted by NecroPolo on 29 July 2009
Whoa JB... Would you even tattoo that on your arm, too? :)
User Comment
Submitted by jailbird on 29 July 2009
Wow! Great pixelling and composition! I really love how you blended the typography into the picture almost seamlessly and managed to shake up the dynamism of the piece with the Victorian styled border and the white background. It radiates creativity and brings heavy thoughts to the audience. I'm really happy when a C64 picture has a profound and deep message.

- More of these please!
- I'd definitely have this on my wall!
- It's so fresh!
- etc.
User Comment
Submitted by Stainless Steel on 29 July 2009
Yeah, i messed that up. Sorry for that. But the rest of my point still stands.
User Comment
Submitted by assiduous on 29 July 2009
Quoting Stainless Steel
On a side note, I find it hillarious that you have the balls to tell JSL to "stop painting" and then you come around with this kind of stuff, and even think people will appreciate it.
unless i missed something it was elkmoose who told jsl to stop painting.
User Comment
Submitted by Mace on 29 July 2009
Quote:
makes me wonder if i should even
bother contributing anything to this
scene at all if im going to get
shit like that!
You should have thought of that BEFORE releasing converts.
If you had paid any attention to what is going on on this website, you could have figured out beforehand that this was about to happen...
User Comment
Submitted by Stainless Steel on 29 July 2009
Well, if you compose or code something that is worthwile, I'm sure it's going to be appreciated.
Atleast a lot more than this converted stuff.
(yeah i deleted parts of my comment)

PS : No one is trying to discourage you from doing stuff on the c64. Just spare us with things that obviously dont meet even the slightest standard of what we're used to around here.

It's not 1986, you know.
User Comment
Submitted by SIDWAVE on 29 July 2009
Stop uploading converted shit, and start doing something original.
User Comment
Submitted by Scout on 29 July 2009
*facepalm*

I rather mastUrbate btw.
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